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Funny Inspirational Quotes - The Literacy Movement

Funny Inspirational Quotes

The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.
- Sarah Brown -

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.
- Joe Girard -

We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
- George Bernard Shaw -

Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't.
- Richard Bach -

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself.
- Ethel Barrymore -

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein -

Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell -

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
- Oscar Wilde -

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
- George Bernard Shaw -

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
- Somerset Maugham -

When everyone thinks alike, no one thinks very much.
- Walter Lippmann -

Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something.
- Plato -

My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened.
- Montaigne -

I cannot afford to waste my time making money.
- Louis Agassiz -

The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.
- German Proverb -

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