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Funny Inspirational Quotes The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen. - Sarah Brown - The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard - We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing. - George Bernard Shaw - Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach - You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore - The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits. - Albert Einstein - Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell - Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde - If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw - The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - Somerset Maugham - When everyone thinks alike, no one thinks very much. - Walter Lippmann - Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something. - Plato - My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened. - Montaigne - I cannot afford to waste my time making money. - Louis Agassiz - The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing. - German Proverb - To embed these quotes on your website or blog, simply copy and paste the following HTML code: Back To Top Return To Funny Inspirational Quotes |